Friday, January 15The head-al region
"See, now that's how you do it! Hold 'em down, and punch 'em, in or around the head-al region! Elbow, knee! Yeeeah!"
"Dude! Right there! Just ska... ska... ska... naked agression."
"Haha, look at that bruise on his leg from where the dude's been kicking him!"
"Pound that ass! Turn him into (expletive deleted because his mom reads this) hamburger!"
What I have transcribed here is Tim's version of cheering while watching UFC fights. He does this while grinning and clapping his hands in childlike delight.
(Well, either cheering, or pointing out to Zoe the finer points of beating the crap out of a full grown man. She seems somewhat disinterested, and possibly mildly annoyed by all the shouting.)
"Ooh, he's really bleeding a lot. That can't be good."
"What the... what just happened? Are they going to replay that? What happened?"
"Poor guy, he really is too old for this."
What I have transcribed now is my version of cheering while watching UFC fights. It's accompanied by lots of wincing and grinning.
It never fails to blow my little mind that this undeniably manly sport so often takes place while wearing what amounts to hot pants. Seriously. I think my bikini covers more of my ass than those shorts do. I don't care what you're doing, if you're a 6'5" dude who weighs over 240 pounds, you should never, ever, EVER wear hot pants. Leave that to the little hot chicks who walk around outside the octagon (the ring, to those of you who aren't in the know) with the cards announcing the rounds and stuff. Those chicks should pretty much always be wearing hot pants. Wow. Just... wow.
We are so very Texan. Minus most of the unfavorable stereotypes (like racism, homophobia, toothlessnes, chewing tobacco, retarded accents, etc), but including more than we'd care to admit very often (like a big truck, shotguns, a strong desire to go pig hunting, cussing like sailors, farmers tans, etc). We spend quiet evenings at home watching grown men beat each other up for no real reason.
Sweet.
Posted by:Heather
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